singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
please come you make the beer taste better
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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