i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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