just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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