she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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