In the future we'll all be gay
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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