Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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