im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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