Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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