You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
