Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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