i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We need to rekindle our bromance
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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