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some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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