It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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