i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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