Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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