You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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