Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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