i permit you to call me
everyone is single if you try hard enough
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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