If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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