I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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