Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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