Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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