is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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