Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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