my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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