Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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