Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
