you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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