dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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