After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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