In the future we'll all be gay
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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