The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Found the puke drawer
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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