is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
My cat gives me a boner
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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