is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
