i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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