no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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