Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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