she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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