did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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