its not stalking. its research.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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