I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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