i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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