i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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