whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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