My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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