She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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