shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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