it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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