Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize