Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i will never coherently bang her
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
