You were right. It hurts to walk today.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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