he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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